Whew! Back now finally. The hubby arrived back form Iraq a couple months ago and we had a long adventure back in the states to include cleaning out our house, poison ivy, hospitals, and changes in flights. But we are all back in Germany now and things have calmed down.
I will start my first post back with yet another story about poop. However, it is NOT from the normal source. This one is from the lil gee (her nickname). So she is now 18 months old and is so incredibly smart. I mean, the boys wren't dumb, they were more full of energy where she is taking things in and doing. So she is interested in the potty. So we took out the kid one. I caught the grunting and set her on it and low and behold she went! Wahoo! We had a party! We cheered! She clapped! Wahoo!!!
Little did we know, what evil we have uncovered.....
The next day (or the day after), we are sitting down to dinner. She eats and we are finishing up. We took her out of her chair and let her toodle around while we finished. After about 8 min or so she walks back to us with something in her hand. My husband says, "oh what have you got there?" while we stare for a good 30 seconds until we realize she has a turd in her hand. (She had been diaper free during dinner due to it being so unbelievably hot). We then proceed to scream and get it out of her hands and get her in the shower. We look in the baby potty and sure enough, looks like she either did in there, or put in there and took it out. So we tried to cheer a little. She thought it was all fun.
So after everyone is cleaned up and potty cleaned out we thought now for relaxing evening...oh no. She comes up again chewing, like that little baby chew where you know they have something but you can't tell what. So I tell her to spit it out in my hand, and she does (because she is so smart) and it's like little sand. Then it hits me, so I take the plunge and smell it. Sure as s***. It was s****. For the first time in my years as a mother and all the poop stories I have thus far told, I wanted to vomit.
I thought I escaped the poop evil for awhile. I guess I was wrong.
Enjoy the latest poop story, I am sure there are more to come.